colorectal surgery

it's drawing closer to that time of year when thousands are told to endure the "harshest of probings" that are highly uncomfortable and were definitely not designed for pleasure. the purpose of these inspections is to discover just how much crap you have inside you, double entendre intended. as you could've guessed, the tested are generally unhappy with their "inspectors". have my innards ever been probed? but of course (in minor amounts by comparison, however). definitely not to this degree for sure, but i've heard that it can be quite a displeasing experience. in general, the majority of the public dread these analyses but i do not.

i seriously hope you've realised that i'm talking about exams (the ones you have in school, you sicko) and not another kind that also strikes fear into some people's hearts and colons... i've never had an exam before - so one can blame this post on my ignorance - but what's with everyone and studying? it's not like they're asking for information you haven't learned already, right? i, for one, am looking forward to these little packages of paper.

now, some of you may be thinking "oh that poor misinformed little boy..." but hey, i see neither the reason nor the benefit of furiously re-reading stale material the night before, just to be able to regurgitate it all the next day. what good is that to anyone anyways? i'm sure most of our results would be pretty much the same with or without any studying. i think that to achieve the most accurate results, DON'T study for your tests to see how much you've actually learned ☺. of course, don't blame me if, like an idiot, you actually listen to a jackass like me, but it's true.