Googlism

go find out what Google says about YOU!

for searching "carl" in the field, i received:

"carl is dead <- way to kick things off with a bang...
carl is a fag <- oh geez... things are going downhill...
carl is right main prep required for concrete floor application
carl is a powerful for
carl is holding a sheet of paper & a torn open envelope
carl is in a mad scientist's lab
carl is on the ballot
carl is finished
carl is around 32 weight
carl is a dog? <- you're asking me?
carl is described by his peers
carl is associated are
carl is fluent in german and welcomes inquiries from all over the world
carl is a frequent guest speaker
carl is right main prep required for concrete floor application posted by lj in tx on august 06
carl is also known for the search and recruiting of top performing diversity candidates
carl is sc@rce
carl is champion for the rights of individuals as evidence by his efforts in the legislature
carl is not selling the tapes <- straight up.
carl is the creator of integrated training
carl is touring the united states
carl is the muscle in most of the rossman operations i find i have to put together
carl is the kind of guy who
carl is the oldest of three children in a loving and supportive family
carl is also the chief network architect for network virginia
carl is also able to utilize appropriate skills in applying mathematics to real life situations
carl is the creator of integrated training; a program designed to raise awareness of total well being
carl is one of those notre dame graduates with both a ba
carl is rather threatening <- really? cool.
carl is a computerized network of library services developed by the colorado alliance of research libraries
carl is unique as a copywriter because his marketing skills are at least as valuable to his clients as his copywriting skills
carl is holding
carl is considering taking his father paul's 1972 mercedes 450sl to the power tour
carl is impaired <- that's not nice.
carl is awake to greet him
carl is also good friends with the lady who runs the bakery in their neighborhood
carl is the fun and life changing experience everyone wants it to be takes a lot more than well
carl is an excellent manager of his finances
carl is as irrestible as an unfathomable being of
carl is driving
carl is best known for his strong <- c'mon! didn't even finish the sentence... well, use your imagination children.
carl is the one saying he got donations
carl is there
carl is available any time
carl is one of those unique people who cares deeply about people and issues
carl is a real estate agent that is known in the community of mesa for their dedicated client service
carl is the big one on the right
carl is proudest of his ability to bring people together
carl is #1 in homes sold with coldwell banker burnet's lake minnetonka
carl is known throughout the mac web server community for his work at apple and as the founder of webedge
carl is sporting a brand new scar on his knee
carl is the center for amateur radio learning located within the new arizona science center
carl is out there dear diary the boy who decried wolff
carl is nice to justin it's all true cybersquatting <- Error. Error. *BANG*
carl is involved in many activities within the community
carl is the author of eight books
carl is much more handsome <- FINALLY!
carl is enthusiastic
carl is a partner and industry director in kpmg llp's americas communications practice
carl is responsible for overseeing all legal affairs for sybase
carl is one of the most incredible people i have ever met <- I'm on a roll!
carl is a man of many talents <- hell yeah!
carl is optimistic about the direction his career is headed
carl is the monster you portray him to be
carl is a homosexual <- oh bloody 'ell...
carl is also club advisor to a number of clubs
carl is a founding member of the revolutionary communist party
carl is the co
carl is a ruthless smuggler and car thief
carl is committed to maintaining his happy and healthy family
carl is 6' tall and weighs 180 pounds
carl is mostly homebound now
carl is the only photographer i know who has shot in both greenland and antigua
carl is one of those wonderful photographers who gives more than he takes
carl is a professor at the university of michigan
carl is buried in fairmount cemetery
carl is currently working on the sheguiandah master plan and the queenston heritage conservation district study
carl is a local celebrity in that his crime
carl is a native of buffalo
carl is the 2 <- that i am.
carl is presently the executive secretary/treasurer and a charter member of napbirt
carl is everything to plastic
carl is unquestionably the world's leading expert on speed measurement and detection
carl is thacker
carl is intently studying his own face in a mirror
carl is only 4 years old
carl is still living in virginia with his wife tonya
carl is the oldest of the hot shot tap dancers
carl is an end
carl is always exciting and thought
carl is an ordained metaphysical minister with an extensive background in counseling
carl is nice to me <- sure...
carl is identified by a white bar in the second photo and is on the right in the third photo
carl is a jerk <- oh i see how it is. one moment you're loving it, the next you're leaving! well i hate you too!
carl is actually an ethereal entity comprised of the alter ego of songwriter/guitarist/singer
carl is "smokin' again" vreeland c'i'ma stylist
carl is in charge of management advisory services
carl is very active in pwea and is a past president of pwea
carl is enjoying a game
carl is dead <- oh geez...
carl is a fag
carl is fucking <- haha. very funny. sarcastic bastard computer...
carl is having a breakdown <- hey hey! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!11!!1!shift+1!!one!
carl is gay
carl is sc@rce
carl is also a physics instructor at the college
carl is enjoying a game? posted by carl webb on 12/09/02
carl is holding a sheet of paper & a torn open envelope
carl is in a mad scientist's lab
carl is finished
carl is cumming <- T_T
carl is actually an ethereal entity comprised of the alter ego of songwriter/guitarist/singer carl "smokin' again" vreeland c'i'ma stylist uncle carl is
carl is dead
carl is a fag
carl is right main prep required for concrete floor application
carl is a powerful for <- for count: 1..5
carl is holding a sheet of paper & a torn
carl is drinking cum <- that's just not nice.
carl is around 32 weight
carl is a dog <- goodness, this was a bad idea...
carl is on the ballot
carl is associated are
carl is an end
carl is awake when he finally comes
carl is also known for the search and recruiting of top performing diversity candidates
carl is a powerful for
carl is not only a gifted teacher
carl is as irrestible as an unfathomable being of
carl is also the chief network architect for networkvirginia
carl is champion for the rights of individuals as evidence by his efforts in the legislature
carl is zo snel dat hij het beeld al uit is
carl is not selling the tapes
carl is the kind of guy who
carl is the muscle in most of the rossman operations i find i have to put together
carl is a frequent guest speaker
carl is fluent in german and will fulfill all your residential and commercial real estate needs
carl is one of homer's co
carl is an innovative computer library accompained by a simulation engine and a set of tools
carl is a computerized network of library services developed by the colorado alliance of research libraries
carl is
carl is also able to utilize appropriate skills in applying mathematics to real life situations
carl is an articulate
carl is considering taking his father paul’s 1972 mercedes 450sl to the power tour
carl is impaired
carl is the fun and life changing experience everyone wants it to be takes a lot more than well
carl is a force
carl is best known for his strong
carl is unique as a copywriter because his marketing skills are at least as valuable to his clients as his copywriting skills
carl is 20
carl is awake to greet him
carl is the vice president of viking ii
carl is the creator of integrated training; a program designed to raise awareness of total well being
carl is interested in all aspects of the dynamics of the solar system
carl is an excellent manager of his finances
carl is the most
carl is hot
carl is the big one on the right
carl is responsible for overseeing all legal affairs for sybase
carl is known throughout the mac web server community for his work at apple and as the founder of webedge
carl is the co
carl is the author of eight books
carl is driving
carl is a home
carl is a professor at the university of michigan
carl is available any time <- awesome.
carl is one of those notre dame graduates with both a ba
carl is the monster you portrai him to be
carl is involved in many activities within the community
carl is out there dear diary the boy who decried wolff carl is nice to justin it's all true cybersquatting
carl is the center for amateur radio learning located within the new arizona science center
carl is a man of many talents
carl is vijf jaar en binnenkort zou hij wel eens heel rijke vijfjarige kunnen zijn <- wtf?
carl is a monster musician
carl is enthusiastic
carl is a founding member of the revolutionary communist party
carl is a real estate agent that is known in the community of lincoln city for his dedicated client service
carl is listed as being age 10 years
carl is buried in fairmount cemetery
carl is proudest of his ability to bring people together
carl is a mix of tom waits
carl is also club advisor to a number of clubs
carl is the hills of laurel county
carl is currently working on the sheguiandah master plan and the queenston heritage conservation district study
carl is a native of central florida
carl is a specialist in investment analysis and offers his clients more than twenty
carl is #1 in homes sold with coldwell banker burnet's lake minnetonka office and #1 in homes sold in the minnetonka
carl is an international leader in grid computing and infrastructure development
carl is allowed to <- touch? please say touch!
carl is a tragic hero who rambles through this time period by trying to make things right
carl is optimistic about the direction his career is headed
carl is thacker
carl is the author
carl is an ordained metaphysical minister with an extensive background in counseling"

Note: there are a few doubles, i guess Goggle.ca really wanted to get the thought across...

info @ the P-Pole 05.30.05

5 enjoyable things that rarely happen to me:

• catching typos in books
• someone says thanks
  
• finding something interesting
  
• having a good rally
  
• an old friend calls me out of the blue

Note: Karl the Pinapple: Episode 5 is coming along so don't think i forgot.

beaver

i've been quite busy lately, what with... stuff and all. yeah, i sometimes feel as if i'm stuck in a loop, executing the same commands purely out of procedure and not out of choice... sleep...

hurt

i don't promise riches or fame, but my mountain, empire of dust is yours to take. go ahead, take all you want from me, all that i can remake. in the end, they all fade anyway. or do they? it's what i've been told. well one thing's for certain, and that's that nothing is. that's not wholly correct, is it? somethings will never change, but somethings may. for better or for worse, i have not the slightest inkling. all i can do is continue inking.

info @ the P-Pole 05.24.05

oh man, was it t3h c00l35t!! w00t w00t!!!11!!shift+1!
sorry, now that i've got that out of my system...

5 snacks i enjoy while watching a book:

• Miss Vickie's Jalapeno
• strawberries
• mangos
• ice cream
• curry brisket on rice, who can ever say 'no' to that?!

btw, i promise i'll update the P-Pole more often when either my school explodes or when my school year is over. i'm actually hoping for the former, because we all know that explosions are cool.

mental feeling grazing.

she laughed today in my head.
but in reality, we were dead.
sitting there, motionless.
wounded, hurt and potionless.
i said "how goes the circle which you call life?
would it be alright to make thee my wife?"
she said "why indeed you have proven your worth,
but tell me, are your children for me to birth?"
to that i had no answer, for i knew it was futile.
to think we could love 'til we were senile.
presently i said "see in my eyes the thought that fills me."
"why, all i see is a clear reflection of me."
"need i make myself any clearer?
to me, right now, there could be nothing dearer."

calm like a bomb.

someone falls to pieces
sleepin' all alone
someone kills the pain
spinning in the silence
to finally drift away
someone gets excited
in a chapel yard
catches a bouquet
another lays a dozen white roses on a grave

someone finds salvation in everyone
and another only fame
someone tries to hide themself
down inside their selfish brain
someone swears his true love
until the end of time
another runs away
separate or united?
healthy or insane?

you can be fading out
and pulled apart
or been in love
every single memory of
could have been faces of love
don't lose any sleep tonight
i'm sure everything will end up alright
you may win love

but to be yourself is all that you can do

info @ the P-Pole 05.16.05

well, seeing as how i have a momentary lapse in homework and assignments, i figured why not game a little (and by a little, i mean several hours worth). after turning my brain into mush, i realized in a stroke of brilliance that video games and life have many similarities! yes it's true, even if it does sound really dorky, but hear me out.

5 things i think games and life have in common:

• some are worth replaying, some aren't
  
• they're harder without team mates
• people only talk about the astounding ones
• there are more than one ways to get to the end
• there's always that one character you wish you could play as instead of yourself
  

L'amour faussement vrai

Mon corps dit que je vous aimez, aussi mes actions. Vous? Vous restez contente de soi. Mon coeur palpite quand je vous vois, mais c'est normal pour vous, non? Vous causez des palpitations toujours, ouais? Alors, maintenant je dois expliquer pourquoi mon affection pour vous est si spéciale... Je ne peux pas dire mais c'est simplement différente, elle dévie des autres. Qu'est-ce que vous pensez?

info @ the P-Pole 05.11.05

sorry for nothing new lately, i've been furiously working on a school project - a video documentary. school blows. it's also very bland, i must say. but you know what never blows and is never bland? condiments.

5 of my favourite condiments:

• ketchup, it goes so well on all potato based products, grilled cheese sammiches, eggs...
• HP sauce, i'm always reminded of video games when i see its label, and who doesn't like video games?
• Tobasco sauce, they make me go "Sssssss..." and my taste buds go "i am die, i am die!"
• pepper, it also goes well with many things... like soup... mmmm... soup.
• mayonnaise, for its creamy and disgusting texture
  

Karl the Pineapple : Episode 4

They were sitting around the campfire and Karl the pineapple was telling the sundae the story of the little match girl. He told the tale with feeling and Sundae thought to herself, "That pineapple is the best best story teller ever alive." She started crying and asked for a happier story, possibly one that included cranberry sauce or umes - which are, for those of you that don't know, creatures of a medium size. Not many creatures are medium sized. A lot are really tiny, and others are gigantesque. But it all depends on what each creature was compared to.
A pillowcase man would say a pillowcase man is normal, but an elf would say that a pillowcase man is quite large. An ume is medium sized compared to Sundae and Pineapple, and they collect crystal chairs called tripods. Karl said that was silly so she gave him a look.
He proceeded to tell her the story of Tin Tin and his little dog and how they took a ride in a spaceship to get to the moon and solve a mystery. She said that riding in a spaceship would be a lot like driving.

i can see

why God hates stuff. like, really common stuff too, like laziness. case in point: partners for projects. ever got stuck with a lazy potato who just wouldn't work until the last moment? if you are chinese, then you probably did most of the work, and a lot of nagging as well. boo to potatoes. then again, so many delectable things can be made from them...

info @ the P-Pole 05.03.05

"You're like a horny camel; you just can't wait."
- Arthur Wong
there's another mental image i didn't need.

5 things i admire/respect:

• difference
• indifference
• intelligence
• rainbow coloured toe-socks
  
• "...computer hacking skills"
  

My Bride.

Nothing Better
By: The Postal Service

Will someone please call a surgeon
Who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart
That your're deserting for better company?
I can't accept that it's over...
And I will block the door like a goalie tending the net
In the third quarter of a tied-game rivalry
So just say how to make it right
And I swear I'll do my best to comply
Tell me am I right to think that there could be nothing better
Than making you my bride and slowly growing old together?
I feel must I interject here you're getting carried away feeling sorry for yourself
With these revisions and gaps in history
So let me help you remember.
I've made charts and graphs that should finally make it clear.
I've prepared a lecture on why I have to leave
So please back away and let me go
I can't my darling I love you so...
But oh, oh...
Tell me am I right to think that there could be nothing better
Than making you my bride and slowly growing old together?
Don't you feed me lines about some idealistic future
Your heart won't heal right if you keep tearing out the sutures
I know that I have made mistakes and I swear
I'll never wrong you again
You've got allure I can't deny,
But you've had your chance so say goodbye
Say goodbye