info @ the P-Pole 05.11.05
sorry for nothing new lately, i've been furiously working on a school project - a video documentary. school blows. it's also very bland, i must say. but you know what never blows and is never bland? condiments.
5 of my favourite condiments:
- ketchup, it goes so well on all potato based products, grilled cheese sammiches, eggs...
- HP sauce, i'm always reminded of video games when i see its label, and who doesn't like video games?
- Tobasco sauce, they make me go "Sssssss..." and my taste buds go "i am die, i am die!"
- pepper, it also goes well with many things... like soup... mmmm... soup.
- mayonnaise, for its creamy and disgusting texture
Thoughts:
Mayonnaise is the condiment of heretics and blasphemers.
mayonnaise is from hellmans
why does everyone always forget about the adulterers and prostitutes?
uhhh... no comment on that. how can one make a condiment seem bad?
When you eat mayo, you're eating communism.
i like eating communism with tuna and bread... what why would you remember about the adulterers and prostitutes?
i see no relevance between mayo and communism? arg and mayo is good... but ugh
Communist sympathizers need to be deported.
ewww. mayonnaise is NASTY! :)
uhh i don't want to be deported though.
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