Fruit Salad!
According to recent studies conducted by an Italian sex researcher (Piero Lorenzoni), theories have been made connecting breast size and shape to specific personality traits. This is similar to astrological signs of women, using fruits as symbols/representations of the different types of breasts.
One of such fruit symbols is of course the Melon. As offended as you female readers out there may be right now, this is neither a joke nor an insult. The Melon, along with the Lemon, the Pear, the Grapefruit, the Orange, the Cherry, and even the Pineapple (!!!) are some of the fruits representing breasts which seem to have some sort of bearing (big or small) on the character, preferences, and sex drives of their owners.
It seems [hu]mankind has moved and evolved for better or for worse. We have stopped looking to the stars; instead, we look to equally fascinating objects a little closer to home for answers.
Thoughts:
I really don't think that guys should be talking about girls, just on the basis of their "parts." WE'RE PEOPLE TOO, YOU KNOW!!! It's so annoying when some dumb, cocky, monkey gets the idea that he is better than all the girls out there, and thinks that he owns the universe, and that he has the right to say stuff like that, just because he's a guy.
pineapple shapped breasts must be hard to live with.
Melon and lemon sound similar.
This is sooo dirty and pretty funny as well, hmm.. i wonder who would actually write such a thing in this world or even research about it.. BUT oh well.
i'm thinking he was a desperate italian guy, searching for the answers to life's big questions - the ones all guys ask themselves. these could include inquiries into one's appeal towards the opposite sex, an issue that comes into serious questioning in post-rejection times. it's probably a guy thing.
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