info @ the P-Pole 06.06.05

seems i forgot about last week's post but oh well.

5 things i'm afraid of:

• giant gila monsters with prehensile you-know-whats (and by "you-know-what" i mean tongues)
  
• dying old, fat and underappreciated
• ending up in a coma
  
• winding up blind, deaf and mute
• waking up to find myself in a McDonald's burger