oh my...

(paraphrased from bash.org)

A: I'm going to be the next Hitler.

B: Oh really? [insert "8-)"]

A: That's right.

B: What's so important that needs to be done that you'd need to become a reincarnation of the Second Anitchrist to do?!

A: Well, the first thing I'm going to do is kill all the Jews. Yep, and then, one clown.

B: ONE clown?! What the -?!

A: SEE? You hate them too! NO ONE cares about the Jews...

B: Oh shut up.