bored?

i'm guessing so if you're reading a post entitled "bored?". anyway, i thought maybe you'd like to do something, and i've got a couple karl-brand suggestions. here we go.

1. fire. need i say anymore?
2. go on a blogging spree!
3. play RandomQuest. here's how you play. firstly, open up your preferred media file player (preferably not windows media player as it lags IMO). open up a playlist with a good amount of items on the list - try to keep items as music files, since movie files are larger and more cumbersome. next, make sure the "shuffle" or "random" option is on (i'm not sure if "repeat" should be on, i'm guessing no but i leave it on anyway). now, think of one song and click play. keep pressing the "next" icon (at a regulated rate proportional to your skill level) and TRY to stop on the song you were thinking of. note: the faster you click, the less your final time will be, given that you can stop. it's a trade-off. for your information, i am a Level (Inf) Grand Elder Super Happy Fun Time Master at this game. by the way, there is no going back if you miss it - you'll have to go around all over again. time yourself if you have another equally bored person to help you. also, the more songs on your playlist and the faster your computer's accessing of your files, the more challenging this game. note: this game requires a level 5 or higher of boredom and should not be played by people with lives.
   
4. learn to play the didjeridoo. you know that all the true badasses out there play "abidiginal" instruments. and we all know that badasses never get bored.
   
5. read. if you're not a n00b at this, try watching the tele at the same time.
6. sleep. if you're not a n00b at this, try walking at the same time.
7. go to a dollar store and ask the clerk how much individual items cost.
8. somehow, find a way to get kicked out of dollar store, being dragged by security yelling "Nuke the cows!" and "We're all stars... in our own right!"
9. play those arcade shooting games until your arms lock. "i can't move em, but they can take down helicopters with a .45!"
10. learn to be a ninja. "KAGE BUNSHIN HAREM NO-JUTSU! HENGE!"
    
11. learn to be a ninja based solely on the teachings of Naruto. "BAKA NO-JUTSU! BAKA!"
    
12. read all of any post entitled "bored?"