info @ the P.Pole 04.03.06

hm, with a new month, i decided to have a bit of a different info session this time. here are three of my results from some tickle tests i took today.

What emoticon are you?

You've probably already calculated that you're a brainiac!
Hello, smarty pants! A curious and inquisitive character like you gets the message in more ways than one. While some people may use IM to pass along gossip or simply kill time, you probably like to use that brainpower for more thoughtful discussions on topics like politics, the latest news headlines, or even just to laugh at yourself when you've missed the obvious.
For you, IM probably likely serves a useful purpose. Whether you're talking to a friend overseas, asking a co-worker about a project, or solving the problems of the world, you're using that mental muscle of yours. But while you like to get stuck into some hefty subjects on-line, we know that you're not one to take yourself too seriously. So keep it up, brainiac! That's a clever way to be!

How rich is your emotional health?

Your emotions are well in the black, you're an emotional millionaire!
For some people, the highlights of their working life are getting paid and driving home on Friday evening. Not you; we wouldn't mind guessing that you get as much enjoyment from helping people, as you do from receiving the profits from your actions. You seem to be one of the few people who have already found the purpose inside yourself through the skills that you use in your everyday life. This probably reflects the talents you have always had. Some people believe that a strong connection between your skills and natural talent indicate that you have good communication between your heart and brain. After all, it's one thing to be good at what you do, it's quite another to have the perspective to realise how much your enthusiasm for your skill can rub off on other people. In fact, by being marked out as an Emotional Millionaire, you probably have the right words and delivery to make other people feel that you can really make a difference in their lives. It's a good job you're a natural giver as you might find that people just can't get enough of you!

Who's your type?

Your type is the bad girl!
No prim and proper sort for you. You like your women a bit jaded and experienced; in a word - bad. When you watch "Grease," you're the type who roots for Rizzo, not Sandy (at least, not until she puts on those hot pants and grabs that cigarette). Your ideal girl has been there and done that, and she's not afraid of motorcycles. She stays out late, loves to party, and will never say no to a good time. Quite the risk-taker yourself, you want a woman who can equal your sense of adventure and spontaneity. She's tough on the outside, but she'll melt around the right bloke. That suits you just fine - you don't want a girl who needs high emotional maintenance. You're looking for a sharp-minded, rebellious partner who knows how to let loose. Grab the next bad girl you meet and let her bring out your wild side.

i find this last result to be particularly hilarious. it's so obviously off, i won't even try and explain how.