info @ the P.Pole 10.12.06

okay so i've been super busy lately without much spare time. for this session, i've assembled a small list of the stupidest quotes from my current english teacher --you know, the anal kindergartener. have fun (she really did say these, i'm not lying/joking/paraphrasing and no, she was not joking/quoting when she said these).

9 laudable quotes from Ms. Olsheski:

• "On the continent of India..."
• "...it'll just take a milliliter of a second..."
• "Use your imaginication."
• "The more facilitate you have..."
• "facilate"
• "austeer"
• "compartdementalize"
• "A metaphor (click to see the definition according to Dictionary.com) links something real with something that isn't, like this: 'The Sun is like a fireball.'"
• "That's one of the cliteria."

this a case where my personal interest for a subject is dashed to pieces because of, well, you read it for yourself. enough said. more on Osheski (or as Yun calls her, "Old Chestky") later, most likely.