Wednesday, February 02, 2005

johnny senior tells all!

conversation taken directly from metal gear solid 3: snake eater, after snake is stripped of his equipment, beaten adn tortured, and thrown in a prison cell.

-groznyj grad, prison chambers

"hey, you're not such a bad guy after all. i - uh - i guess not all americans are dogs."
"you mean it?"
"yeah! you know, before the war started, i used to live in america. i even had a - a wife and a kid."
"you must be pretty lonely."
"yeah... i am pretty lonely... REALLY lonely."
"what's your kid's name?"
"johnny."
"johnny... nice ring to it."
"really? you like it? well, if you say so, i'll believe you. actually, my name is johnny too. all the sons in my family are called johnny. my dad's a johnny, and my son's son will probably be a johnny too."
"a whole clan of johnny's..."
"why do we have a cold war anyway? our two countries used to be such good friends."
"yeah, i hear ya."
"sigh, i just want to see my family again."
"...must be rough."
"yeah... not as rough as you have it though... here."
*hands snake a case of cigars*
"i filtched them from your equipment, when the colonal wasn't looking... it's - uh - the least i could do."
"thanks..."
"well -"
"don't suppose you could let me out of here...?"
"huh? i can't do that! ...hey, don't you go getting any funny ideas! if you try escape i'll... i'll have to shoot you!"
*waves AK-47 at snake*
*nods and raises hands in surrender*
"i - i've said too much. i gotta go."
*grunts in disappointment*

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