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things that i haven't done/experienced yet (but would like to eventually) include:

1. undergoing severe cramps and respiratory afflictions caused by laughter
2. training martial arts such as ninjitsu, capoeira, judo, and/or iaido
3. having extreme adrenal rushes caused by activities such as skydiving, free jumping, extreme curling, or being robbed at gun point
4. being involved in a serious relationship with the opposite sex
5. watching the boondock saints, garden state and napoleon dynamite, movies prescribed to me by herman
   
6. being in a small independent band that will break up after the first album bombs
7. single-handedly writing, producing, and directing a small film that gets nominated but loses in the end
8. feeling good about myselfmarrying someone female, preferably with big eyes and red lips
9. dying
10. getting in a rude and violent dispute with a superior at work and yelling "you can't fire me! i quit!" before leaving their office
11. making money to buy diapers, baby food, and pacifiers
12. having twins, a baby girl and a baby boy, named anastasia and superfly

things that i have done/experienced already (that i wish i hadn’t) include:

1. eating 3 servings of lunch aboard a cruise
2. getting hit by a sheet of road filth when a truck passed by
3. getting hooked on phonics
4. beating up that kid at summer camp
5. getting shot in the eye by my older cousin: kelvin, who was boasting a 12 mm air-soft handgun at the time
6. being dumped
7. breaking up with someone
8. eating black liquorice